“Can I get you a drink?”
“Sorry, opposites can’t attract.”
“Fuck you asshole.”
“Can I get YOU a drink?”
“Right.”
"I have no job, no money, no friends, this is how I look, and I don't care about sex much. Still interested?"
"..."
"I'll take the responsibility for us this time and say it's my fault I can't get you off of your social bubble/tunnel/script. Thanks for the invite. I’ll see you. I’ll come around again soon."