"A'round of cluck knees Technique" AKA "Scratch me iff you can jump-a-lunge Technique" AKA "ppnballs' KOTG rounded knees Technique"*, ***, ****, *****

"On the run for the rest of my life now, I guess." - me after realizing I made people healthier and more independent, and authorities, parents, and couples are after me**

*practice at your own risk

**thx to kneesovertoesguy for ruining my life with health and exercise until the end of all time

***”You can fly bitch. This is how starts. Get your flight suit ready mutherfucker. It’s windy, wet, and Zaheer’s waiting for you up heere asshole.” - birds possibly, probably, certainly

****”Am I losing my mind or do birds talk to me? Why are they so angry?” - me, doing my best NikoTes and air nomad impression

*****”Definitely losing my mind.” - me after .003 seconds of attention, consideration, and concern between my one half of a working brain cell and it’s reflection

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