“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Open up. It’s your family.”
“Your family who?”
“Your family: Fear, Pain, Trauma, Neglect, and Abuse.”
“Why?”
“Because we love you and it’s for your own good.”
“No, thank you. I parent myself. Have a good day. Good luck with everything and say hi to the devil for me when he comes to get you. Eat shit and die. Stupid, Fucking, Dumb, Bitch, Bullshit Ass Psycho Demons.”